You

David thinks his name is "You." This leads to some rather confusing conversations.


Me: Who wants to play Legos?!

David: You!!


Me: Who do I love SO MUCH?

David: You.


David: You close door.

Me: Okay, I'll close the door.

David: No! YOU close door!

Me: Okay! I am closing the door!

David: No, Mom, no! YOU close door!!

Me: Oh, YOU want to close the door?

David: Yes, Mom. You close door.


Anyone: What is your name?

David: You.

Here is a picture of you.