Ignorance is bliss

David told me he wanted to be a big boy and wear underpants during his nap today, instead of a diaper. I agreed, if he would pee in the toilet first, which he did. Unfortunately, he took a really long nap, and he woke up soaked. Soaked! As I helped him into some dry clothes, I tossed the wet ones aside on the floor. When I finished helping David, I turned to collect the wet clothes for the laundry. And there was Mary, playing with David's dripping Spiderman undies. She looked like she had just won the lottery. I know she put them in her mouth--she puts everything in her mouth--but I am grateful God spared me the horror of having to see it.