Thirty and one half years I have spent on this earth, and I never knew! Never ever in my wildest dreams did I ever possibly imagine that I might see--the Bradys singing and dancing with Donny and Marie Osmund...on roller skates! Not to mention the synchronized swimming, a fake Jan, underwater firefighter clowns, and the most ghastly costumes imaginable.
The Brady Bunch Variety Hour is quite possibly the worst television show ever.
Oh, World, why did you keep this from me for so long?
