(Thank you, Karen, for bringing this awesome ancient Greek artifact to my attention):

The handmade carpets are rolled up, the Resolve is ready at hand, and the M&Ms are in the bathroom. Plus, I'm out of excuses. That's right--it's potty training time. We're going cold turkey (my kid hates Pull-ups anyway).
Also, I had a root canal this week. Potty training and a root canal in the same week. Lucky me.